Some signs flirt. Some fall. And then there’s Pisces, the gold-medal champion of emotional Olympic gymnastics—flipping into fantasies faster than a teen protagonist in a 2000s YA romance movie. Pisces doesn’t fall in love. Pisces casts a lead actor, scores the soundtrack, and builds a fake life in their head starring someone who just said “nice shirt” once.
Pisces: The blueprint. This sign will lock eyes in a Starbucks line and be mentally naming kids before the barista spells their name wrong. They're fully committed to someone who has zero clue they're in a relationship. Pisces doesn’t wait for signs—they are the sign. One playlist and it’s already the third act breakup scene.
Libra: Comes in second, but make it fashion. Libra will see one shared interest and start planning joint Pinterest boards. They’ll ignore twenty red flags because “the aesthetic is giving soulmate.” By the third date, they’re picking wedding filters and subtly asking birth times.
Cancer: Delulu, but in a soft, vintage rom-com way. Cancer falls in love and then convinces themselves it's fate—despite the fact that the other person just asked for directions. Has already met their crush’s mom, in a dream. Spoiler : It went great.
Leo: Falls in love with the idea of being loved. Leo doesn’t just imagine a romance—they direct the entire film. If there’s no drama, they’ll add some. If there’s no villain, they’ll play both lead and antagonist. Monologues included.
Sagittarius: Not typically known for delusion… unless the love interest is emotionally unavailable, lives six countries away, or is wildly incompatible. Then it's game on. Sag is ready to risk it all for a challenge they’ll forget in three weeks.
Gemini: Changes their crush every time the Wi-Fi resets. Delulu? Yes. But refreshingly inconsistent. One day it’s deep love, the next it’s “who?” But while it lasts, it's fireworks, fanfics, and full-on obsession.
Pisces: The blueprint. This sign will lock eyes in a Starbucks line and be mentally naming kids before the barista spells their name wrong. They're fully committed to someone who has zero clue they're in a relationship. Pisces doesn’t wait for signs—they are the sign. One playlist and it’s already the third act breakup scene.
Libra: Comes in second, but make it fashion. Libra will see one shared interest and start planning joint Pinterest boards. They’ll ignore twenty red flags because “the aesthetic is giving soulmate.” By the third date, they’re picking wedding filters and subtly asking birth times.
Cancer: Delulu, but in a soft, vintage rom-com way. Cancer falls in love and then convinces themselves it's fate—despite the fact that the other person just asked for directions. Has already met their crush’s mom, in a dream. Spoiler : It went great.
Leo: Falls in love with the idea of being loved. Leo doesn’t just imagine a romance—they direct the entire film. If there’s no drama, they’ll add some. If there’s no villain, they’ll play both lead and antagonist. Monologues included.
Sagittarius: Not typically known for delusion… unless the love interest is emotionally unavailable, lives six countries away, or is wildly incompatible. Then it's game on. Sag is ready to risk it all for a challenge they’ll forget in three weeks.
Gemini: Changes their crush every time the Wi-Fi resets. Delulu? Yes. But refreshingly inconsistent. One day it’s deep love, the next it’s “who?” But while it lasts, it's fireworks, fanfics, and full-on obsession.
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