Zodiacs and Their University Romances

Because nothing says “higher education” like a messy situationship during finals.

Aries
Fell hard in the first group project. Made out after arguing over PowerPoint fonts. Burned bright, burned fast, forgot their name by midterms.

Taurus
Dated one person the entire degree. Had matching mugs by sophomore year. Everyone thought they were married. Kind of were.

Gemini
Flirted in the library, the cafeteria, and possibly during a lecture on ethics. Had three crushes per semester and changed majors for fun.

Cancer
Fell in love with a roommate’s friend. Wrote poetry about it. Never confessed. Still wonders what could’ve been every time it rains.

Leo
Dated the hottest person in the program. Made breakups public. Had main character energy in every campus love triangle. Even professors knew the drama.

Virgo
Didn’t date for two years. Finally dated someone from their lab group. Made a breakup spreadsheet . Still corrects that ex’s grammar in text arguments.

Libra
Accidentally fell into two relationships at once. Called it “vibing.” Was never single but always emotionally conflicted.

Scorpio
Had one secret relationship that no one knew about until graduation. The mystery still haunts alumni reunions.

Sagittarius
Fell in love on study abroad. Swore it was destiny. Came back with a tattoo, a broken heart, and three stories no one asked for.

Capricorn
Dated someone from the business club. Treated the relationship like a startup. Had a shared calendar. Broke up during finals for efficiency.

Aquarius
Wasn’t into “labels.” Romanced via existential conversations in the philosophy building. Possibly dated a professor’s assistant. Or ghost.

Pisces
Met their soulmate during orientation. Planned the wedding after the second coffee date. Heartbroken by Thanksgiving. Rewrote the love story every semester.